All I want is more followers.
June 2013
Everyone who reblogs this will get the title of a book to read based on their bio/posts.
Everyone. I mean it.
THIS IS THE BEST POST
I HAVE EVER SEEN
EVER
they really do mean everyone
My boyfriend thinks he wears the pants in our relationship. He’s so cute. :3
OMG ‘GIRL MEETS WORLD’ IS A GO!
GAHHHHH
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no matter how many followers i get i swear only 12 people actually read my posts
that’s all jesus needed
girlfriends who purposely give their boyfriends boners at inconvenient/inappropriate times are evil and powerful and should be feared
Haha…
OMG I seriously do this all the time. :3
*sprawls out seductively on your bed* *reaches into my pants* *pulls out my cellphone* what’s ur wifi password
“You get a little moody sometimes but I think that’s because you like to read. People that like to read are always a little fucked up.”
—Pat Conroy, The Prince of Tides
i think there’s one person in every history class that asks why we can’t just print more money
- you have never seen your own face, only reflections and pictures
- something is always touching you
- you can always see your nose
- your tongue never sits comfortably in your mouth
- you will never feel something exactly the same way someone else does
- you can’t imagine a new colour
Why would you fucking do that
